Step 1: Kidnap KyuMin

Wait for them in some back alley because you are sure they need that quiet space after each concert to talk about stuff, probably since they argued about fanservice again. Walk up to them quietly and hold a knife against Sungmin (remember he does martial arts you should probably know it too) so you can have a firm grip on him and give the two of them a bright smile, before telling them to follow you quietly.

Step 2: Lock them in a small room

after making sure you planted bugs in there, tie them up back to back in a small room with no windows and a metal door. Ignore Kyuhyun’s shouts of “what the hell do you want with us’ or the way Sungmin is looking around, obviously looking for a way out because yo have planned this beforehand and you know that they are under your mercy.

Step 3: Let fear seep in.

Don’t come in for a long time. Let them stay there, but listen to them as they talk. Chuckle at Sungmin’s forced calm but starting to get scared voice, and scoff at Kyuhyun’s trying to be calm one, be amused at how Kyuhyun has calculated some strategies for them to get out, after all, he was a gamer and strategies were a part of his strengths. Shrug at these ideas, find it amusing, after all, it was CHo Kyuhyun who came up with them.

Step 4: Play with them a bit.

enter the room at times, smiling widely and greeting them like nothing was wrong with the situation. Pinch SUngmin’s cheeks and ruffle Kyuhyun’s hair, negate any moves they might have for escape and trail a finger on SUngmin’s cheeks. telling him that he really wasn’t cute at all, that you know he can be a beast, especially in bed. watch his eyes grow wide and his mouth falls open, watch as Kyuhyun curse at you in protest. Tease them a bit more you move to walk away, promising the next time you come will be more interesting, don’t forget to wink at Sungmin before you leave.

Step 5: never ever forget that the other suju members will probably come

something you didn’t take into account. Watch with regret as police barge into the place you held them captive, with the others in the front line, looking ready to kill to get their precious Kyumin back. Huff as you make your escape, well, there’s always a next time, think as you walk along the alley, thinking about the fun you had, next time was going to be merrier, you decided.

face Choi Siwon at the back of the alley.

SHIT.

house of emnina: if super junior were your brothers.

emnina:

leeteuk:

your considerably older kid brother.

sungmin:

has been taking care of you since you were born ♥

ryeowook:

the type that spends years planning his revenge for the way you mistreated him and his benevolent little soul.

donghae:

likes to troll you and your…